Feminism Through Misogyny
June 22nd, 2009The women’s rights movement has come a long way from its humble beginnings to where it is today. But to fully accomplish its goals of true equality and the elimination of sexism, it must purge itself of those so-called women who dissent, even slightly, from accepted dicta and dogmata. And the way to achieve this is through misogyny.
Over time, feminists have developed a set of core principles that all women must share in their entirety if they want to be considered feminists, or even women. They must be supportive of baby killing, loose sexual mores, and large, intrusive government. These principles are no longer debatable or negotiable, and must be agreed upon by all women, especially those who choose to enter the public square.
Unfortunately, many “women” who have entered this square have callously disregarded these inviolable truths. They — not unlike those people currently protesting the election results in Iran — must be put in their places, lest they come to believe that they actually have rights.
These “nonmen” (as they should henceforth be called) must be destroyed through all means available. The ends are just too important.
But how should we destroy them? Clearly the best method is by using the same techniques that have long kept real women down and oppressed. We must destroy them by being as misogynistic as possible.
This has already begun. Ever since Sarah Palin entered the spotlight late last year our side has applied every trick to make her look like the dumb slut she must be if she insists on thinking for herself. We’ve mocked her good looks — called her a “flight attendant” and a “waitress” — and filled our attacks with sexual innuendo and smears. And it’s worked: she’s become the stereotype smart, attractive women have fought against for generations.
More recently, Playboy scribe Guy Cimbalo penned an hilarious article listing the conservative nonmen he’d like to hate f—; that is, violently and painfully rape — to punish them for not believing in the same exact things he believes.
All this is good. But words have their limitations. All the nonmen we’ve attacked are still spewing their filth. We need action. We need to show these nonmen that they can never challenge us or our doctrines ever again.
We need to hate f— them. Literally. That’s right — we need to follow Guy’s brilliant words and do what the Iranian authorities have long done to their uppity nonmen. If a conservative nonman dares to speak out, we must hate f— her. Over and over until she shuts up for good.
That’ll show them who the real feminists are.
And then all authentic women may finally attain real equality — equality free of hate.
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